MembeanReviews of membean.com

This website it hurt me.It tore me from the real world and drowend me in words. the last time i talked to someone i kept repeating Incomprehensibilities Incomprehensibilities Incomprehensibilities Incomprehensibilities Incomprehensibilities Incomprehensibilities Incomprehensibilities

If you’re reading this, it’s already too late. Membean has claimed another victim. I started with dreams of mastering vocabulary, but now I just mutter “cogent” and “obfuscate” at random strangers on the bus. My friends have stopped calling. My dog won’t look me in the eye. Every session is the same five words on repeat, pounding into my skull until I’m convinced “gregarious” is a government code word. I’ve forgotten what sunlight feels like. I see flashcards when I blink. My family staged an intervention, but I just kept reciting definitions. I finished a session and my laptop started weeping. I tried to escape, but Membean sent me another email: “Time to review!” No. No, it is not time. It will never be time again. Would I recommend Membean? Only to my worst enemies. 1 star for the sheer audacity.

This is a preposterous app. I was learning how to better describe the state of the Motherland to my loyal subjects the American people when my IDF minions told me we had to punish the many civilians of Iran. That was when I realized that Membean Doesn't have any Hebrew words so I couldn't accurately propagandize my minions to punish children. Membean, you have failed me and the country of Israel so for that reason I am cutting off funding for all of your projects and blacklisting you from the web. Also if the kids get to smart they won't be able to get propagandized as much. For that Reason, I'm pulling the plug, say goodbye Membean!

Recently been evaluating my level of belief in the logical framework of my biblical beliefs. Where it is more logical sound, it doesn't mean it's true. The Bible is the most significant and complex book in history so l have to take everything in in into account, not cherry pick to fit logic. Do I fully believe in the logical framework I have created? no. I do think that it is more logical but that doesn't mean it's true. While I may have fixed nearly all the paradoxes, I failed to recognize that they are clearly and unexcusably written in and acknowledged. That is where it hurts by brain as a logical thinker, the people who wrote the Bible had extremely high intellence, much higher than mine. They could have dismissed it but they confronted them and made them stand out. I think the framework I have is more logical and in fact more logical than almost every belief system from an objective point of view. But while logical it's not biblical without a lot of jumping through hoops. I still believe in in partially though. It's hard to dismiss. I am a free thinker and form my own nuanced beliefs about everything

It sucks, Epstein owns it and he’s trying to capture me

I was just doing my Membean, and a wild Fox spawned in and made me misclick, Then the Memboner cam out of my screen and started membeaning all over me, but I hid away and it aggroed on the Fox. The Fox was actually Diddy and Epstein in disguise and they started jorking all over the Memboner to show dominence. The memboner lost and went back in my screen and Diddy and Epstein started gooning on me, I enjoyed it. 10/10 Experience, would recommend.

I was cracking my dogs ear as usual trying to pass time on membem or what ever you call this dumb ahh site when I started to here a man yelling at me from the screen and I realized it was Charlie and he wanted to show me something so naturally I jumped in my screen and walked toward him he turned his back to me and I saw his absolutely massive cake so like a normal person I picked him and and brought him into my home and let me dog use him as a humping toy that was 3 years ago and no idea where Charlie is now

I don’t like doing membene it’s annoying we do it every day and it want we to say the definition of the most ridiculous things so cooked😭😭💀💀💀💀🥀🥀